This fucking show
Favorite story posts part 1
That last one
My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer
The twister one made me choke in laughter
If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
— note to self (via c0ntemplations)
"i don’t support feminism because i don’t hate men"
The lights went out and
you didn’t kiss me goodnight.
— (via bruisedbbygirl)
getting up at 6:00 am made me realize that 6:00 am isnt a place it is an emotion
6:00 am isn’t a place at all
thats because it is an emotion