So I work at a photo lab and an elderly woman came up to pay and after each transaction I have, I ask: “can I help you find anything else today?” She responded with, “A million bucks.” The elderly man behind her said, “Ma’am, if you want a million bucks, just look in the mirror.” Her jaw dropped and she was completely smitten.
This man is at least 80 years old and his pussy game is immortal.
I look at myself in the mirror and cry about how ugly I am. This has been going on since my sophomore year of high school. I can never escape the fact that I don’t think I am pretty.
Watch someone you love, love someone else.